Sports Executive Gifts

"The client looks bored, Leventhal - take off your shirt and run around the infield."

'Perhaps we're not paying them enough money?'

He's a headstrong, self opinionated, outspoken bully boy! Are you sure he's not a Yorkshireman?

'We have to convince the media that we aren't corrupt!'

'Now what we have to remember is this is a game of four quarters.'

'And if you lose one game on the trot you're sacked'

National basketball association - suggestion box high up wall.

"This is outrageous! Arrest the usual suspects!"

'LA clippers owner Donald Sterling says it wasn't a racist remark, it was just 'Trash Talk'.'

Tonight's Discussion: Can a sports team owner be forced to sell due to overheard racial remarks?

Michel Platini

"I bet he steps in every one of them."

Red Card

Blatter investigated by the FBI

Sepp Blatter

Baseball contract signing gloves.

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

"How long until you think we can get an expansion team?"

"Never mind the quality - feel the glitz."

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

European Super League

Head Coach Interviews

Mr Putin made us an offer we could not refuse

'Forget about the birds and the bees. Tell me about new names for the Washington Redskins.'

'Salary caps for CEOs! What worried me is the next thing will salary caps for sports stars.'

"It's the short list for the England football manager"

This particular species, Mr. Bettman, can only evolve in southern Ontario.

Working for Michael Jordan: 'One on one- if you beat me, you get a raise, if you lose...'

Olympic meeting

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

Gary Betteman: I'm wishing for a settlement before Christmas.

'The pitcher calls a time out and walks toward the dugout. He's signaling the front office, and it looks like they're bringing out a new manager.'

"We think we're on clover..." "We are now !"

Sepp fashions the new FIFA strip....

Sepp Blatter FIFA President