Gaming Store Employee Prints

'I'd like to trade in this Accountant's Creed for something else. What game you give me?'

Sale! Weed Whackers

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

Tonto Casino.

Men's Prayer Group.

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Is there anybody there?"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

'Super size me!!'

"Proper I.Q. required"

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

'This must be the work clothes section.'

A planet like ours - Bandit machine in a reactor.

'On the plus side, casino-style operations make it easier for women to break into investment banking.'

Consumer care and technologies

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."