Sports Shop Employee Prints

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

We stock ALL sizes...

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

Sports Collectibles: Sorry...No Ball Park Estimates!

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

'Do you have this style in a larger size?'

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

'You asked for a shoe horn.'

'I can't believe it! You left my sight for only two minutes but managed to chew on three pairs!!'

'Do you have this shoe in size 34DD?'

"Stay away from the piranha tank."

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

'You know very well Simkins that we do NOT need to measure the lady's inside leg for boots!'

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

Risk assessment offered to punters.

'It's the new goal keepers kit!'

This Little Piggy...

Here comes trouble...

'Do you have any size 48 ballet shoes?'

The Beckham in right now