Sports Shop Manager Prints

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

The MBA Draft

Cut Price

Go team!

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

IOC and human rights.

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Professional football.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."