Sports Shop Owner Prints

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"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Sale.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

Honesty in retail

Online Shopping.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'Just look'in'

'How old is this vase?'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

The Price or the Biscuits?

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"