Sports Shop Manager T-Shirts

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

The MBA Draft

Go team!

Cut Price

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

The Hockey World

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

IOC and human rights.

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Professional football.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."