Amusement Park Employee Prints

The stilt walkers union on strike

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Moulin Rouge Security

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Face Painting.

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Stunt lemmings.

'Once again, I fold.'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

Tonto Casino.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Is there anybody there?"

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Killer whale with dead trainer

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".