Amusement Park Attendant Prints

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Hay Rides $10

You must be this tall.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

'...Please stop the...'

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Now this is a dog park!"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Summer Outing Planning

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

Killer whale with dead trainer

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Roller Coasters

Ballet Parking.

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Is there anybody there?"

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

Valet (ballet) parking.

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Roller-coaster

Funnel of Love. (This cartoon was originally published on 2011-03-10)

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Will accompany your kids on rides so you won't barf - $20.

Scrambler.

The monkey couple is checking in. We put in some trees for you to climb. The pigs will like the mud pit. There's a little pond for you two ducks. I think the gazelles will love it --- Lots of room to run .... Noah's Park. Hold it! Let's start over and this time listen carefully!

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

Theme Park 'n' Ride