Amusement Park Employee Pillows

The stilt walkers union on strike

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Face Painting.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Moulin Rouge Security

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Stunt lemmings.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'Once again, I fold.'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Tonto Casino.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Killer whale with dead trainer

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Is there anybody there?"

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."