Casino Cashier Pillows

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'I don't like to take chances.'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Dog in casino.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Fries and kids

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'Once again, I fold.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Self-Checkout.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Tonto Casino.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Piggy Bank ATM

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"