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'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

The Personal ATM

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Good dog!'

Music to their ears.

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

When I make it, I like to see it.

All Major Cash Honored.

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'Don't you ever take a break?'

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

'I want to work for the IRS and scare people.'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

The Joy of Cheques

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

'Want it all' queue in a bank.

'I win!!

'You paid $12,000 for a penny?--Yesterday you complained when I didn't buy generic Jell-O.'

The reception was held outdoors, next to an ATM, for the convenience of any guest who forgot to bring a gift.