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'Ok, you want 40 dollars. That's two 10s and six 5s - no, it's three 10s and nine... wait that's not right. Rats! I never was any good at math!'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

All Major Cash Honored.

'Don't you ever take a break?'

Monkey casino study.

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Never seen a cow before?"

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

Till malfunction

Contemporary Consumerism

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

An affair to remember.

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Very best ATM's.

"I find things go around in cycles."

One Armed Bandit

Far out Man! A pot machine!

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

"You lose again...!"

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Vending Machine Pig Out.

Slot Machine Tree