Checkout Champion Pillows

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Express lane...10 items or less (impulse items exempt).

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

8 Foodscare products or less.

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

'Need any help with packing?'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Welcome Back To Another Game Of Which Area Is The Bagging Area?

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'Sorry, the bagboy is home sick.'

"Hey, wow! This is a personal best for me!"

Chip & pin card - 8 People watching or less.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Shopping always makes me hungry."

10 Items or Less or Else.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Only One Item or Fewer.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Self Checkout

10 items or less

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

'Cleanup on Aisle 4.'

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).