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Express Lane

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Only One Item or Fewer.

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Hockey cheerleaders.

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Self Checkout

10 items or less

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Who made this mess?"

Hell for cashiers.

'Which eight do you want?'

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

10 Items or Less or Else.

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

"Oh, that's a tricky one...now let me think...'Would I like a carrier bag..?' hmm..."

Chess Disagreements

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

Shopping Cart Races

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'