Checker Champ Pillows

"King me!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Sweep the board.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"Much ado list"

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"So what brings you in today?"

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

The great big holiday to-do list.

To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

'Your turn.'

Edna's Doctor Fantasy

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

"Ah! It feels so good to check something off my to-do list!"

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

'Cheetah!'

Game Over. - Son beating father at chess.

'Please excuse my Mom. She's a control freak!'

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'