Checkerboard Champ Pillows

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Sweep the board.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Much ado list"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'...Or not.'

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I forgot the question.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Beating Dad at Chess.

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Funky Facts:Schools.

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."