Checkerboard Champ Gifts

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Sweep the board.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Much ado list"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

'...Or not.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I forgot the question.'

So close... Yet so far.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

Beating Dad at Chess.

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

Funky Facts:Schools.

The great big holiday to-do list.