Chalkboard Champ Gifts

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"History again! Is there no end to it?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Information booth attendant solves equation

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'...Or not.'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

The History Teacher

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

'I forgot the question.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.