Checkout Challenge Fan Prints

Self Checkout

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Can't Touch This

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

I love Museum Shops

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"My feet are cold."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Hole Sale

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

"'I'm checking my answers."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

10 items or less

Jane always suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome on the first day of a big trial.

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

Oranges

Hell for cashiers.

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."

Dog at the Returns Desk

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.

10 Items or Less or Else.

Shopping Cart Races

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'