Checkout Challenger Prints

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Price check on (barcode)!

'It all started off trying to save time,now its just to anoy everyone'

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

10 items or less

Cash Only QUIK SHOP: NO checks! NO credit! NO coupons! NO small talk!

''May you have 10 items or less and your coupons be current as you travel the Express Lane of life.' Old supermarket blessing.'

"Billy, you're nuts. There's nothing wrong with this Hispanic J Mart. In fact, it's just like every other J Mart! They have 30 checkout lanes...but only 2 of 'em are open!"

Welcome to our new Express Checkout.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

Bank Checking Accounts. Yes, deposits are guaranteed, sir --- but withdrawals aren't.

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

Self Checkout

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'That dog's so greedy - it's only an hour since the last salesman called!'

"What town are we in??"

"Who's next?"

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

10 Items or Less or Else.

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '