Memory Challenge Enthusiast Prints

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Hi again

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

When my memory was good, I could copy them word for word. These days, I'm lucky if I can paraphrase.

"If I forget something I learned before and then remember it again, will it count as something I learned today?"

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

Superhero with '?' on breast plate "I forget which superhero I am"

Memories/New Experiences

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

"I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'