Remembrance Champion Gifts

Lest we forget...

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'Forget what?'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

First Prize!

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Heaven

Support the Troops

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

"I'm glad you got to meet some of my heroes, Katie..."

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

RIP R Jones, Practical Joker: 'Sorry, you're calling at a bad time. I'm dead.'

"Please hold my calls."

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'Me, I'm here for perjury: I said I couldn't remember while under oath...'

Beato Romero

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

2 Days To Remember

Black Lives Matter: Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery.

Olivia Newton-John 1948-2022

Peter Green, 1946-2020

'This may be a job for AmnesiaMan!'

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

Liberty's Sacrifice

"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"