Musical Legacy Keeper Gifts

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'Forget what?'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Scot country dancing,

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

The Christening Party

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I once loved a parade."

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'