List Maker Gifts

Obsessive-Compulsive Santa

Top 10 Things I'd Rather Be Doing Instead of Collecting Late Payments

Moth's 'To do' list.

"We're out of Prozac, but here's a piece of paper where you can write down all the things you like about your life."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Jane is busy with her holiday packing list."

'Captain? The boat is listing badly.'

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

'It's guaranteed for one year.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

To Do List.

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

Supermarket trolley crash

Santa at desk near workboxes: RESPEC'/ DISSIN' ME.

'I've got it written down...'

"Wow! You must have been really good this year!"

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"OK...I have a list of jobs for you to do."

"This says first-born children are list-makers, reliable, organized and serious!"

"Before we get to this year's list, let's review your very disappointing performance last year."

"I always create to-do lists."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"Shopping list? No, Christmas list."

"Every year I give my grandparents the same thing. . . a list of everything I want for Christmas."

"I thought I'd hand deliver our Christmas list. Traveling here to the N. Pole has to be quicker than using the post office."

"You're not the only one making a list and checking it twice."

It's easy to spend more time on 'list management' rather than actually doing things."

"When I said I needed to look at your diet I meant a list!"