List-making Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

WHO checklist

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

God's Sticky Notes

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'I've got it written down...'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

Bucket List

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."