Quirky List Maker Gifts

Bucket List

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'I've got it written down...'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

One of the Mysteries of Science Explained.

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"I always create to-do lists."

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

'It's guaranteed for one year.'

'Captain? The boat is listing badly.'

'I know that we once made a list of all the things we'd do when the kids left home but I can't remember one of them!'

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'