Quirky List Maker Pillows

Bucket List

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'I've got it written down...'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"I always create to-do lists."

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

'It's guaranteed for one year.'

'Captain? The boat is listing badly.'

'I know that we once made a list of all the things we'd do when the kids left home but I can't remember one of them!'

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"