Ironic List Maker Pillows

New Year's Resolutions...

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

Trevor's New Year's resolution was to start writing his own New Year's resolutions.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'I've got it written down...'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

Gigolo Diary

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

"I always create to-do lists."

'It's guaranteed for one year.'

'Captain? The boat is listing badly.'