Ironic List Maker Mugs

New Year's Resolutions...

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

Trevor's New Year's resolution was to start writing his own New Year's resolutions.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'I've got it written down...'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

Gigolo Diary

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

"I always create to-do lists."

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

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