List-making Mugs

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

To Dough List

Middle aged people are often very grumpy.

"Oh, this? It's just my copy of '1,001 Places to See Now That You're Dead'."

"I always create to-do lists."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'I've got it written down...'

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

Bucket List

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

List making as therapy.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."