Ironic Shopping List Lover Pillows

"You did the order - I said broccoli, not gateau!!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

"How much is the sign?"

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Shopping Trips

'Tom's never been good at managing his word count down...which is why I've got a 363 page shopping list!'

"My husband's suing me for mall practice."

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

'And you get this free.'

Winter Sale

Ladies Lingerie.

'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'

New Year's Resolutions...

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

"That rat trap you sold me is no good. My husband hasn't been near it!"

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