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"You did the order - I said broccoli, not gateau!!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"How much is the sign?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'Tom's never been good at managing his word count down...which is why I've got a 363 page shopping list!'

Shop signs.

Shopping Trips

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'

Winter Sale

'And you get this free.'

Turns out it's just a shopping list. Milk.

Ladies Lingerie.

"My husband's suing me for mall practice."

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

New Year's Resolutions...

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

Last minute gift ideas

"That rat trap you sold me is no good. My husband hasn't been near it!"