Shopping List Aficionado Pillows

'Tom's never been good at managing his word count down...which is why I've got a 363 page shopping list!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

High security Santa's grotto

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

God's Sticky Notes

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'