List Keeper Pillows

'I hear you're keeping a file on who's been naughty and who's been nice...'

A Message from Marion

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Mother's Love

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'You're always living in the past.'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.