Forgetful List-makers Pillows

"You forgot again? How hard is it to pick up dryer sheets?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"I always create to-do lists."

Useless-memory lane

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

'I know that we once made a list of all the things we'd do when the kids left home but I can't remember one of them!'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

Hey. Did you forget about our meeting?

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"Oops, this is my grocery list. I'll be back with the Commandments."

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

'I'm pretty sure I'll forget everything I've learned this year during vacation. Otherwise, there's no point in coming back every year.'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'