Forgetful Fisherman Gifts

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Your Anniversary?

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Forgotten anything?"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

A man fishing see a sign on a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

Zombies love ice fishing

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

Fishing

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

"Honey what's our password?"

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

Hey. Did you forget about our meeting?

"Oh God, I think we left the Aga on!"

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."