Love-struck Fisherman Gifts

"There's a fine line between love and bait."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

Lost in Admiration

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'It's for you.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

"We've lost the remote."

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

Zombies love ice fishing

"Clear!"

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

Ice Cream Romance

The Incomplete Angler

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

"Doggone it, Penelope, I'm crazy about you! I'm begging you, please, please don't divorce me!"

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'