Honey Harvester Gifts

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of bee keeping are the hardest.'

'Uh oh. Looks like African bees have arrived.'

Free gift from the Bee-Keeping magazine.

'Yes, I've been working with bees for a long time. Why do you ask?'

Lawnmower

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Get out of my face!"

The Music Seed

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Comb Sweet Comb

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Bees v Wasps

Bees Are Social Creatures.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Beekeeping 101

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

Bee hives to let.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

A beekeeper with their bees

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

Orchards

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

'...One of your drones is hanging around my bee hives.'

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

'OK, OK. I'll never buy honey dumped from China again!'

"I bet you couldn't eat three."