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"You have hives."

"Yeah, he looks a bit like an astronaut, but he's only a beekeeper..."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

Honey Wallah

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

Comb Sweet Comb

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

Time is HONEY

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Bees Are Social Creatures.

Bees v Wasps

"Think about the honey."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

Vacant possession.

'Step on it, Larry.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"What's the occasion?"

Beekeeping 101