Honey Bee Farmer T-Shirts

A dancing beekeeper

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Bumble Bee

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Bees SOS

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"Get out of my face!"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

Honey Wallah

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Think about the honey."

Bees Are Social Creatures.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"I dunno...ask him."

No Mow May

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

"That so turns me on."