Hay Hoarder Mugs

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Old Spice

Festive squad

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"I need a vet."

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"

'He's so proud of his art collection.'

Antiques: Priceless artifacts, now reduced to pricey.

"By the time you take my picture and email it to Grandma, all the good candy will be gone!"

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

"Sorry about the clutter. It's been one of those weeks."

"I knew I shouldn't have given you the tickets!"

No Smoking sign next to a bee hive.