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Bobbies library of jeans

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Do you do much walking?"

Mating rituals

The Dandy

Festive squad

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'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

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Hospital gown pageant.

'It was a gift.'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

James Russell Lowell

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Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"I got my hair straightened..."

"Just two more outfits. . .Then I'll jump."

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

Highlights

"I love your hat. One question: How did you put it on?"