Sentimental Hoarder T-Shirts

'R.I.P. - At last uncluttered.'

"Some day, son, all my reports, class notes, and handouts I saved since elementary school will be yours."

'That's our mission statement.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

My first Boyfriend.

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

"Even though I wasn't making a big salary, I always saved ten percent of my messages."

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

"Oh, it's not food, it's my money: I don't trust banks..."

Magus the Cat. 1992-2010. Thanks for the meowmories.

"Enjoy all those Valentines while they're obligatory."

"Aside from the hours of DVR'ed shows you have yet to watch, what else keeps you together?"

The Tooth Fairy soon realized that her collection of teeth had gotten out of hand. She was a hoarder and needed help.

"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"