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Christian and Born again Christian...

"Good game."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Caliologist

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'Pop-up Bible.'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Migration Music

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

Bev puts on an old favorite

'I'm good. How are you?'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'Now watch and listen!'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

Your angel is always with you

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Next stop: moon!

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

Pirates of Venice

"Another flight of fancy."

"The particle physicists get all the chicks."