Black Hole Fan Gifts

'Now watch and listen!'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'It's a black hole! Wait, what's all that debris? It looks like...hey, it's my letters to the editor, and my movie script submissions, and all the ideas I've ever put in the suggestion box.'

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

Stephen Hawking

'I wanted to talk to Professor Blumenkraft about his black hole project, but he's disappeared somewhere.'

"Simpson, you promised you wouldn't tell anybody I turned down Bill Gates!"

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

'Thank you, Blake, for that riveting presentation on black holes.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"How many times have I told you? Never open the jar with the black hole in it!"

'Hot enough for ya?'

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

"And this is the electronic version."

"The particle physicists get all the chicks."

"Did you hear about Blumenkraft? He had so much junk on his desk, it collapsed into a black hole"

Scranton the Ride

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.