Black Hole Fan Gifts

'Now watch and listen!'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'I wanted to talk to Professor Blumenkraft about his black hole project, but he's disappeared somewhere.'

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

'Hot enough for ya?'

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

"And this is the electronic version."

"The particle physicists get all the chicks."

"Did you hear about Blumenkraft? He had so much junk on his desk, it collapsed into a black hole"

Scranton the Ride

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'