Black Hole Fanatics Gifts

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Sunbathers.

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Economic Downturns

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

'It's a black hole! Wait, what's all that debris? It looks like...hey, it's my letters to the editor, and my movie script submissions, and all the ideas I've ever put in the suggestion box.'

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

Police Box

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Stephen Hawking: Pale Blue Dot

'I'm good. How are you?'

'I wanted to talk to Professor Blumenkraft about his black hole project, but he's disappeared somewhere.'

Stephen Hawking

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'Now watch and listen!'

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

'Thank you, Blake, for that riveting presentation on black holes.'

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

"How many times have I told you? Never open the jar with the black hole in it!"

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

"You want mechanical engineering down the hall. This is maniacal engineering."

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.