Black Hole Aficionados Gifts

Good Week for science. They searched for my taxes and found a black hole.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Economic Downturns

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'It's a black hole! Wait, what's all that debris? It looks like...hey, it's my letters to the editor, and my movie script submissions, and all the ideas I've ever put in the suggestion box.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

"I'm your sun!"

'I'm good. How are you?'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking: Pale Blue Dot

'I wanted to talk to Professor Blumenkraft about his black hole project, but he's disappeared somewhere.'

'Now watch and listen!'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

'Thank you, Blake, for that riveting presentation on black holes.'

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"