Black Hole Fanatic Gifts

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Sunbathers.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

Economic Downturns

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'It's a black hole! Wait, what's all that debris? It looks like...hey, it's my letters to the editor, and my movie script submissions, and all the ideas I've ever put in the suggestion box.'

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

Ref shows footballer green card.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

Stephen Hawking

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

"What asteroid?"

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.