Foxhole Fanatic Gifts

Fox Holes

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

Punishment for the kicker.

Champagne at the hunt

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"It seems I'm having some credibility issues."

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

'Want to have a little fun with this? You guys take off and I'll chase you!'

Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.

"There's always a prima donna."

The Zealous Huntsman

"Hey! Laywer! These things keep flipping on their own!"

Grandfather and Grandson go Hunting

'Apparently it has anti-cheating software installed.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 3

Huntsman pressing the hounds