Fox Enthusiast Gifts

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

The 'tough' life of a boy growing up in upper-class Britain.

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Portrait of a Lady

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Fox hunting.

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"I really appreciate this."

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'